dropkicks: in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
purplefridge: i’m a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. listen to this absolute classic: “abraham lincoln was never president”!
outofcontextcabinquotes: George does these brilliant impressions of fruit.
To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from...– Somerset Maugham, born on this day in 1874, in Books and You. Complement with Nabokov on what makes a good reader. (via explore-blog)
Q: What is Santa's favourite type of pizza?
A: One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
Worst Tumblr Ever.: I always like when people... →
thenewhotness: because that is something that literally just doesn’t make sense to my brain I mean, the way I think of it a “like” on a post is basically the same as someone laughing at a joke, or at the very least acknowledging it (WHICH IS ALMOST JUST AS GOOD!) if I told a joke that everyone liked so much…