May 2013
15 posts
1 tag
dropkicks:
in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
April 2013
3 posts
March 2013
5 posts
February 2013
9 posts
purplefridge:
i’m a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. listen to this absolute classic: “abraham lincoln was never president”!
1 tag
January 2013
8 posts
outofcontextcabinquotes:
George does these brilliant impressions of fruit.
“To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from...”
– Somerset Maugham, born on this day in 1874, in Books and You. Complement with Nabokov on what makes a good reader. (via explore-blog)
December 2012
27 posts
Q: What is Santa's favourite type of pizza?
A: One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
3 tags
Worst Tumblr Ever.: I always like when people... →
thenewhotness:
because that is something that literally just doesn’t make sense to my brain
I mean, the way I think of it a “like” on a post is basically the same as someone laughing at a joke, or at the very least acknowledging it (WHICH IS ALMOST JUST AS GOOD!)
if I told a joke that everyone liked so much…
